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=TheUltamate

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About Me Official Beta Tester Hack Making one continuous mistake.15/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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The Basics of Psychotic Mayhem
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D-D-D-Desktop
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TUT: Dark Hunter Ted Chapter 3-Turaga Ultamate's Tales-   --The Incredibly Dull Tale of Dark Hunter Ted-   ---Chapter 3---   
 ----------the next day----------   I will begin by telling you I have no information on the fight between Ted and The Shadowed One. It went right along with the plan; The Shadowed One lost on purpose and nobody lived to watch it.   "Congratulations and all that." The Shadowed One said, disguising the sheer unimpressedness in his voice. "You are an excellent warrior."   "Really?!"   "Quiet." The Shadowed One scolded. "Anyway, your partner is this guy. Primal. He will accompa TUT: Dark Hunter Ted Chapter 3
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Tuesdays
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Fend off a Jehovah's WitnessHow to Fend off a Jehovah’s Witness   
Introduction: Just What IS a Jehovah’s Witness?   
I’m sure you’ve met them. They wander door-to-door in areas of medium to low population, hand out pamphlets, and generally disturb the peace. Sometimes they wear special clothing. Sometimes they intrude on your privacy. Just about every time they are annoying.  They take their practices and worship of their god (Jehovah, better known as the Christian god) rather seriously. This could make them a formidable opponent in pairs or groups of three if you are alone, a non-believer, or simply wish to get them the hec Fend off a Jehovah's Witness
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TUKCHD: China
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What's in my gallery?
Bionicle MOCs, MS Paint comics, doodles, creatures made in Spore, and other MS Paint crap I think I'll delete.
Plus Chuck Norris in Super Smash Brothers. Believe it.
Browse Gallery

MOC: Nidhiki

By far, not my best MOC.
So please, if you see this and think "Boy, this guy isn't very good.", don't leave. I've got better creations inside.
I just think the camera angle and the lighting and the pose and the way the clouds radiate from around Nidhiki's head is so epic.

Spore- Treelor

Did you know I play Spore?

...that totally sounds like a drug.

MOCs- Grip of Shadow

MOC: Turaga Ultamate
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MOC: The Vican Monster
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MOC: Nath -Alt. Pose-
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MOC: Nidhiki
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MOC: Nath
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MOC: Myra -redesign-
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So I MOC and write Bionicle-related stories that are in no way related to official canon in any way shape or form. And what will you do about it?
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Random Favourites

Intervention
by `kris-wilson
++Sponge Bob Stamp++
by ~Wolfshade7
.Angry Face Stamp.
by =pweenie
to the death...
by ~Tahja
Zombie Cupcakes
by *debureturns
I Support Freddyface
by ~Deadly-Ace
Do I need a description about my favorites?
Just expect stamps.
LOTS OF STAMPS
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D-D-D-Desktop

Take one look at that and then try to say it's not awesome.
BECAUSE IT IS SO AWESOME IT'S LIKE HOLY CRAP.

Sup Yo

Wed Nov 18, 2009, 8:29 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Metallica- Hero of the Day (S&M version)
  • Reading: Franz Kafka: The Complete Stories
  • Watching: Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters
  • Playing: Spore, Guitar Hero 5, A Boy and His Blob
  • Eating: air
  • Drinking: water
Yeah, I'm sorry for not being online and everything. I've got, like, a draxahillion (which is a number I recently invented- I can't remember the exact number, but it's somewhere around 1 million 600 thousand gogleplexes) things to do besides deviantArt.

For instance: I got A Boy and His Blob for the Wii.
BUY IT.
This game is simply breathtaking. Heck, you could just buy it and let it run on your TV and call it a painting, because the visiuals are stunning. Of course, it's also brutally hard in places, and the "hug button" even warms my crabby, pessimistic heart. So yeah, it's an awesome game and worthy addition to the Wii library.
Speaking of Wii, Guitar Hero 5 has revealed a few pleasant suprises in its setlist: Sultans of Swing, Nearly Lost You, Sweating Bullets, Hungry Like the Wolf, Song 2, Sympathy for the Devil, 20th Century Boy. It's not the strongest setlist in Guitar Hero history, but it's pretty good.
I've also been on Spore a butt-ton (an unidentified unit of measurement). You lurk around [link] all you want if you desire the knowledge of what goes on around the Veribal Empire and the Adventures I waste my time building (cough Psychopathic Daydream cough).

Aaaanyway, I'll be doing things to get my page back up and running by the end of the week, but I won't be online much over the weekend because I'll be away, so there.

---TheU out---

"Du hast eine weiche Birne!"
-a typical German insult
Translates to "You have a soft pear"." In German, "pear" is slang for "head." Thus, "You have a soft head."

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And now, Turaga Ultamate tells the story of my life on dA.
When I say "my life on dA," I of course mean "my only life."

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Long ago, in a land far, far away, in which I mean November 4, 2006 in the wonderful state of Illinois, some random kid was browsing about the in3rw3bz. Through a chain of events nobody really remembers but everyone is pretty sure it involved Google and some bad Teen Titans fanart, this random person discovered dA, thought it was the bee's knees and the dog's bollocks all at once, which is a very, very sickening thought when you know what "bollocks" are, and thought "Why not?" and accidentally typo'd the username.
That is how TheUltamate was created.

After making some really crappy MS Paint doodles, which he does not enjoy talking about, he created TheU's Komik Comix, TUKC for short, starring the misadventures of TheUltamate and Carl, with others like Raith, Grunt, Ditzy Do, and Speedy every so often appearing as meaningless cahracters designed to fill roles central to a single comic's plot and sort of abandoned afterward.

After about a year or so, TheUltamate said "Eh." and the account went inactive despite a journal telling people it wasn't inactive until somewhere in summer, where it was reopened, focusing on Bionicle MOCs, which stem from TheUltamate's nerdiness and profound IMGAINATION stat. If you understand this refrence, you will also know what I mean by COMB RAVE DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN PICKLE INSPECTOR RIDES HUNK RUMP LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY.
If you don't understand that, you're a moron and need to see this: [link]

I guess it all sorta went downhill from there.
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Why thank you, Turaga Ultamate.
I think I need to go cry in my corner now.
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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Under Chuck Norris' cowboy hat.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Two arm holes, a neck hole, and a body hole, thank you.
  • Print preference: Printy.
  • Interests: Video games, Bionicle, complaining, kicking enviromentalists.
  • Favourite movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, District 9
  • Favourite band or musician: Rush, Metallica, Rammstein, Wolfmother, Queen
  • Favourite genre of music: 80's metal and rock
  • Favourite artist: M.C. Escher
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe, Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Franz Kafka
  • Favourite photographer: Beats me.
  • Favourite style of art: Art that is artistic in the ways of being artistically art-like.
  • Operating System: Windows Vista. I can't say I like it more than XP or whatever it was.
  • MP3 player of choice: Anything with Rush on it
  • Shell of choice: Those spikey blue Koopa shells in Mario Kart DS. But never when I'm at the wrong end of one.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Wallpaper for walls or for computers? See, there's a difference. Now I'm out of room.
  • Skin of choice: Probably human. Probably.
  • Favourite game: Old 80s board games. They just don't make any good games anymore.
  • Favourite gaming platform: VIRTUAL BOY
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mayor Adam West
  • Personal Quote: See my ID, for I am lazy and do not want to type it again.
  • Tools of the Trade: Cell phone camera, crappy real camera, and MS Paint

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=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
Sending out an SOS...Sending out an SOS...Sending out an SOS...Sending out an SOS...
Mon Aug 24, 2009, 6:05 PM
~Lord-Makuta:iconLord-Makuta:
This shoutbox is too stagnat, more shout is required! *sprays Shout cleaner everywhere*
Mon Aug 24, 2009, 3:21 PM
=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
Question: are YOU on a boat?
Tue Jul 7, 2009, 10:06 AM
~KingTigerTank:iconKingTigerTank:
how did !team watershock get banned
Sat Jun 20, 2009, 4:24 AM
~OneMaddy:iconOneMaddy:
I comment! Hi :D
Sat May 30, 2009, 9:51 PM
=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
Nobody uses this. Eight comments as of February 9, three from me. I'd take it down, but it looks so fancy.
Fri May 29, 2009, 3:46 PM
~nittanylion:iconnittanylion:
NIRVANA IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!
Thu May 7, 2009, 5:47 PM
~bambambielo:iconbambambielo:
yo wussap ultimate
Sun Apr 5, 2009, 1:09 PM
=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
I am pleased to see you are all using correct English.
Sun Feb 22, 2009, 8:59 PM
=Destroyer77:iconDestroyer77:
*eating legs* Wha?
Sat Feb 14, 2009, 9:59 PM
~Lord-Makuta:iconLord-Makuta:
:ohnoes: Tear my legs off? How cruel of you
Sat Feb 14, 2009, 7:58 PM
~TOOLgirl22:iconTOOLgirl22:
Hai! you can't rip my legs off :P
Wed Feb 11, 2009, 8:05 PM
=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
Use proper English or I will tear your legs off.
Mon Feb 9, 2009, 7:43 PM

Thok vs. a nui-rama 

83%
10 deviants said Thok
17%
2 deviants said Nui-rama
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~nittanylion Oct 30, 2009, 10:09:29 AM
How many trick or treaters do you think you will get?

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Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
[link] :nirvana::nirvana:

"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
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=TheUltamate Oct 30, 2009, 11:43:06 AM
Last year, we had zero. Probably the same, but I won't be home to find out.

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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner

Dein riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen und hast eine weiche Birne!

GRAHH
:iconnittanylion:
~nittanylion Sep 20, 2009, 6:27:54 PM
[link] HAHAHAHA!!!

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Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
[link] :nirvana::nirvana:

"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
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*ReallyAngry Sep 18, 2009, 11:05:45 PM
THANKS FOR FAV!!!

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:rage: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! :rage:
:iconmetalmario69:
=MetalMario69 Sep 18, 2009, 2:05:10 PM
Thanks for dropping by!

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~ When you love something, you have to learn to hate, too.

~ Everybody thinks differently which can also mean that some people would do bad things.
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=TheUltamate Sep 18, 2009, 2:15:34 PM
Same to you!

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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner

Dein riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen und hast eine weiche Birne!

GRAHH
:iconmetalmario69:
=MetalMario69 Sep 18, 2009, 2:19:07 PM
:nod:

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~ When you love something, you have to learn to hate, too.

~ Everybody thinks differently which can also mean that some people would do bad things.
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=TheUltamate Sep 18, 2009, 2:26:16 PM
I looked at your ID and I swear you go to my school. It's probably nothing, but I just thought it was odd.

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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner

Dein riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen und hast eine weiche Birne!

GRAHH
:iconmetalmario69:
=MetalMario69 Sep 18, 2009, 2:28:09 PM
What school?

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~ When you love something, you have to learn to hate, too.

~ Everybody thinks differently which can also mean that some people would do bad things.
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