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Since this is set to random, sometimes it spits out stuff I favorited from the very beginning of my dA account.

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Listening to: I can't decide if I like Cash's version or Moby's version of this song. I guess I'll just have to keep listening to both until I decide, what a shame.

Yeah, I haven't been around for a while. I don't know how much that's going to change this summer, but I at least felt like I should make another journal announcing I'm still in some semblance of life. This summer I have a lot planned, and near the top of that planned list is finishing an MOC that's been mostly finished for a good long time now. I think I liked to talk Ohnahn up a lot in previous MOC entries, but I never got around to actually finishing her. This summer, I'm going to do my best to change that. If I don't have pictures of a finished Ohnahn on this account by the summer's end, someone should take away all of my Internets forever. Future Me won't like it, but Present Me which will become Past Me really needs to threaten him into getting his shit together with this project.

What else? This summer I've got my Gamecube back in working order, so I plan to power through a stack of games from when I was but a wee lad in a nostalgia fueled video game binge. I powered through all of Custom Robo's story and half the tournament nonsense a few days ago, completely worth not getting anything else done that day. Seriously, Custom Robo was such a great game. Go and find it used. It's a hit at parties for crazy people.

For the none of you that got excited when I wrote about my noise music collective, Paramus Catholic, a number of months ago, you'll be just as thrilled to hear PC has projects! Plural! in the works. We're aiming for a more refined sound with our next EP, ΔN. We're also working on something a little more lyric-based, The abyss stares back, Father.. We're also aiming to sound more pretentious as avant-garde musicians, using terms like "refined sound" and "avant-garde musicians." I'll likely scream at all of you about each album when they come out. Alternatively, there's a Facebook page you can like so I don't have to scream at you (hint: I will anyway).

What's that? Some people are expecting me to keep writing? Uh, well. Shit. So, funny story, I haven't done that in a hell of a long time. Turns out, being in seven tabletop RPGs during the school year and humoring a crippling Skyrim addiction leaves you with little time to revise a short story. Especially considering I was never that fond of Road Trip to begin with. I do have plans to keep writing more in the Trolls of Oregon continuum, though who knows when that'll take place. It's not really high on my priority list at the moment. Also, Turaga Ultamate's Tales? Hah! Definitely not a case of repeated history or anything. Don't be so silly. That's just another writing project I'll never finish. No correlation. Only two data points.

What's going on with me and school? I don't suck, so woohoo. I picked up a linguistics major because it's the one thing I can go to college for and enjoy (I was disappointed to find a distinct lack of classes about angrily blogging about meaningless topics, which is my ideal profession). If you ever want to know the difference between the various fricatives, let me know. Because I'll be able to tell you about the interesting ones.

I think that's about it for this lengthy ramble. I'm out.
  • Listening to: Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down
  • Reading: childishGambino- Herding Cats
  • Watching: Zero Punctuation
  • Playing: Wind Waker; Skyrim; Bowser's Inside Story
  • Eating: Almonds
  • Drinking: Water

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Devan Baetz
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
ABOUT COMMISSIONS AND REQUESTS
I don't do requests, but I might be interested in writing a commission. Send me a note if you want to discuss it.

I do a lot of things. Here is where you can find my writings and the odd comic I produce.

My blog is I Hate Everything, which is mostly about me hating everything.

Paramus Catholic is an ambient post-noise band I'm a part of. Listen to and download our first album (for free!) here, like us on Facebook here, and visit the Tumblr we for some reason have here.

I'm TheUltamate on Steam, but all I do is play TF2 at FTP skill levels, so I'm never online.

You can find some MIDI music I write on my Newgrounds page (which is mostly for confusing the twelve year olds with metal that isn't Avenged Sevenfold) or my Soundcloud page.

You can also find my fanfiction on Archive of our Own if you're a hipster like that.

Some of my friends and I have a YouTube channel used for shitty short films.

I almost never use Pesterchum but I'm theUltamate on it.
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Ilaezha Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:) This is referencing a text you sent me once. You probably won't remember it, but I did and this made me think of it. [link]
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Ilaezha Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the :+fav:. Because I *am* sitting right next to you, so...
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Lord-Makuta Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
I missed your birthday, unacceptable, here's some cake to make up for it :iconbirthdaycakeplz:
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TheUltamate Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is...unacceptable!
:iconlemongrab: Unacceptable!

Seriously though, no big deal. Thanks for the cake, it was delicious.
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Lord-Makuta Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
No problem, I'm glad you liked it.
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Ilaezha Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for favouriting Jesus Flexamundo! ;D I appreciate the support.
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Ilaezha Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Hey, Devan! It's Samantha. I just rediscovered your dA account. =P
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TheUltamate Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
It's hard to forget a name like Ilaezha. It's a good one, and I'm glad someone actually knows what zh does.

So basically around here you'll find my writings; most of it fanfiction. It's my Usual Approach to writing things, so I'd say read the first chapter of Grocery Day/What Happened or Gray and Stately to get the idea. If the Usual Approach won't work for Scary Ass Mime Story, let me know and I can be a bit more bleak and less Douglas Adams.
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Uikri Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
Hope you haven't left us.

P.S. It's ~Minoru-Kokubunji
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TheUltamate Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Jesus dick the length of time in which I haven't updated is disgusting. I really need to do something now that I've been called out on it.
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