| What's in my gallery? Bionicle MOCs, MS Paint comics, doodles, creatures made in Spore, and other MS Paint crap I think I'll delete. Plus Chuck Norris in Super Smash Brothers. Believe it. |


TUT: Dark Hunter Ted Chapter 3-Turaga Ultamate's Tales- --The Incredibly Dull Tale of Dark Hunter Ted- ---Chapter 3---TUT: Dark Hunter Ted Chapter 3
----------the next day---------- I will begin by telling you I have no information on the fight between Ted and The Shadowed One. It went right along with the plan; The Shadowed One lost on purpose and nobody lived to watch it. "Congratulations and all that." The Shadowed One said, disguising the sheer unimpressedness in his voice. "You are an excellent warrior." "Really?!" "Quiet." The Shadowed One scolded. "Anyway, your partner is this guy. Primal. He will accompa
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Fend off a Jehovah's WitnessHow to Fend off a Jehovahs WitnessFend off a Jehovah's Witness
Introduction: Just What IS a Jehovahs Witness?
Im sure youve met them. They wander door-to-door in areas of medium to low population, hand out pamphlets, and generally disturb the peace. Sometimes they wear special clothing. Sometimes they intrude on your privacy. Just about every time they are annoying. They take their practices and worship of their god (Jehovah, better known as the Christian god) rather seriously. This could make them a formidable opponent in pairs or groups of three if you are alone, a non-believer, or simply wish to get them the hec
| What's in my gallery? Bionicle MOCs, MS Paint comics, doodles, creatures made in Spore, and other MS Paint crap I think I'll delete. Plus Chuck Norris in Super Smash Brothers. Believe it. |
| So I MOC and write Bionicle-related stories that are in no way related to official canon in any way shape or form. And what will you do about it? |
| Do I need a description about my favorites? Just expect stamps. LOTS OF STAMPS |

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| And now, Turaga Ultamate tells the story of my life on dA. When I say "my life on dA," I of course mean "my only life." -------- Long ago, in a land far, far away, in which I mean November 4, 2006 in the wonderful state of Illinois, some random kid was browsing about the in3rw3bz. Through a chain of events nobody really remembers but everyone is pretty sure it involved Google and some bad Teen Titans fanart, this random person discovered dA, thought it was the bee's knees and the dog's bollocks all at once, which is a very, very sickening thought when you know what "bollocks" are, and thought "Why not?" and accidentally typo'd the username. That is how TheUltamate was created. After making some really crappy MS Paint doodles, which he does not enjoy talking about, he created TheU's Komik Comix, TUKC for short, starring the misadventures of TheUltamate and Carl, with others like Raith, Grunt, Ditzy Do, and Speedy every so often appearing as meaningless cahracters designed to fill roles central to a single comic's plot and sort of abandoned afterward. After about a year or so, TheUltamate said "Eh." and the account went inactive despite a journal telling people it wasn't inactive until somewhere in summer, where it was reopened, focusing on Bionicle MOCs, which stem from TheUltamate's nerdiness and profound IMGAINATION stat. If you understand this refrence, you will also know what I mean by COMB RAVE DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN PICKLE INSPECTOR RIDES HUNK RUMP LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY. If you don't understand that, you're a moron and need to see this: [link] I guess it all sorta went downhill from there. -------- Why thank you, Turaga Ultamate. I think I need to go cry in my corner now. |
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Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
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"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner
Dein riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen und hast eine weiche Birne!
GRAHH
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Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
[link]
"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
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~ When you love something, you have to learn to hate, too.
~ Everybody thinks differently which can also mean that some people would do bad things.
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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner
Dein riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen und hast eine weiche Birne!
GRAHH
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~ When you love something, you have to learn to hate, too.
~ Everybody thinks differently which can also mean that some people would do bad things.
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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner
Dein riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen und hast eine weiche Birne!
GRAHH
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~ When you love something, you have to learn to hate, too.
~ Everybody thinks differently which can also mean that some people would do bad things.
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