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=TheUltamate

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About Me Official Beta Tester Wise Ass Spells "ultimate" differently.99/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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MOC: Vonox

MOC: Nidhiki

By far, not my best MOC.
So please, if you see this and think "Boy, this guy isn't very good.", don't leave. I've got better creations inside.
I just think the camera angle and the lighting and the pose and the way the clouds radiate from around Nidhiki's head is so epic.

Spore- Treelor

Did you know I play Spore?

...that totally sounds like a drug.

MOCs- Grip of Shadow

So I MOC and write Bionicle-related stories that are in no way related to official canon in any way shape or form. And what will you do about it?

Flying Through the Land of Kings in a Thoughtplane

Thu Jul 16, 2009, 2:48 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: The Lonely Island- I'm On a Boat
  • Reading: waiting to read Bluestar's Prophecy...
  • Watching: some dumb show about Hitler's nephews or whatever
  • Playing: Guitar Hero: Smash Hits
  • Eating: pasta
  • Drinking: cream soda
The title...don't ask me. I don't know.

So this Twitter deal is taking off in a way. I am only following "whitehouse," a channel for the government to babble. Limiting the government to 140 characters of less makes for some amusing sentences.

I have also (finally) found a real use for Twitter! I leave on a two-week-ish trip to the desolate, untamed wilderness of Manitowish Waters. [link] and its dreaded "Chain O Lakes" (I kid you not, that is the official name) [link]
Since Internet access will likley be minimal and writing a journal on whatever happened would be a supermassive waste, I will be tweeting using my phone, recounting anything done!
If reception is any better...
Anyway, I leave the 22nd. I figured I might as well write this now.

Guitar Hero: Smash Hits is still awesome. I've been playing it a lot. My only real problem with it is this: the Hard mode runs of Raining Blood and Through the Fire and Flames have been neutered pretty badly at parts. In TTFAF, eighth notes instead of sixteenth notes actually make it harder!
Other than that, great game. Those aren't the two best songs anyway, so I just try not to play them and am waiting for the day I can clear them (And that stupid Free Bird! Free Bird is so frustrating! I almost had it gdkfdlkfjd) on Expert. There are plenty of guitar challenges (Bark at the Moon, Through the Fire and Flames, Raining Blood, Psychobilly Freakout, YYZ, Beast and the Harlot, Free Bird...) and even a few bass challenges (notably the epic bass stylings of Geddy Lee in YYZ). I don't have the drum kit or mic, but I suck at both, anyway.

---TheU out---

Quote! "Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!"
-last words of comedian Groucho Marx


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I shall now tell the history of TheUltamate in the voice of Turaga Ultamate, the senile/insane Turaga who tells the really stupid but still amusing stories I write.
Here goes:

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Long ago, in a land far, far away, in which I mean November 4, 2006 in the wonderful state of Illinois, some random kid was browsing about the in3rw3bz. Through a chain of events nobody really remembers but everyone is pretty sure it involved Google and some bad Teen Titans fanart, this random person discovered dA, thought it was the bee's knees and the dog's bollocks all at once, which is a very, very sickening thought when you know what "bollocks" are, and thought "Why not?" and accidentally typo'd the username.
That is how TheUltamate was created.

After making some really crappy MS Paint doodles, which he does not enjoy talking about, he created TheU's Komik Comix, TUKC for short, starring the misadventures of TheUltamate and Carl, with others like Raith, Grunt, Ditzy Do, and Speedy every so often appearing as meaningless cahracters designed to fill roles central to a single comic's plot and sort of abandoned afterward.

After about a year or so, TheUltamate said "Eh." and the account went inactive despite a journal telling people it wasn't inactive until somewhere in summer, where it was reopened, focusing on Bionicle MOCs, which stem from TheUltamate's nerdiness and profound IMGAINATION stat. If you understand this refrence, you will also know what I mean by COMB RAVE DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN PICKLE INSPECTOR RIDES HUNK RUMP LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY.
If you don't understand that, you're a moron and need to see this: [link]

I guess it all sorta went downhill from there.
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Why thank you, Turaga Ultamate.
I think I need to go cry in my corner now.
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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Under Chuck Norris's cowboy hat.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Two arm holes, a neck hole, and a body hole, thank you.
  • Print preference: Printy.
  • Interests: Video games, Bionicle, complaining, kicking enviromentalists.
  • Favourite movie: Oh man...that's tough. Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
  • Favourite band or musician: Rush, Rammstein, Billy Idol, They Might be Giants
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, metal, techno, not country or rap. Or soft rock. Ugh.
  • Favourite artist: Probably Picasso. (There's a bad pun in there for all who care to look.)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe, Douglas Adams, Stephen King
  • Favourite photographer: Beats me.
  • Favourite style of art: Art that is artistic in the ways of being artistically art-like.
  • Operating System: Windows Vista. I can't say I like it more than XP or whatever it was.
  • MP3 player of choice: Anything with Rush on it
  • Shell of choice: Those spikey blue Koopa shells in Mario Kart DS. But never when I'm at the wrong end of one.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Wallpaper for walls or for computers? See, there's a difference. Now I'm out of room.
  • Skin of choice: Probably human. Probably.
  • Favourite game: Kick Al Gore
  • Favourite gaming platform: VIRTUAL BOY
  • Favourite cartoon character: There's a list...a long one.
  • Personal Quote: See my ID, for I am lazy and do not want to type it again.
  • Tools of the Trade: Paint, a crappy digital camera, and I've convinced myself I can use GIMP, even thought I cannot

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=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
Question: are YOU on a boat?
Tue Jul 7, 2009, 11:06 AM
~KingTigerTank:iconKingTigerTank:
how did !team watershock get banned
Sat Jun 20, 2009, 5:24 AM
~OneMaddy:iconOneMaddy:
I comment! Hi :D
Sat May 30, 2009, 10:51 PM
=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
Nobody uses this. Eight comments as of February 9, three from me. I'd take it down, but it looks so fancy.
Fri May 29, 2009, 4:46 PM
~nittanylion:iconnittanylion:
NIRVANA IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!
Thu May 7, 2009, 6:47 PM
~bambambielo:iconbambambielo:
yo wussap ultimate
Sun Apr 5, 2009, 2:09 PM
=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
I am pleased to see you are all using correct English.
Sun Feb 22, 2009, 9:59 PM
=Destroyer77:iconDestroyer77:
*eating legs* Wha?
Sat Feb 14, 2009, 10:59 PM
~Lord-Makuta:iconLord-Makuta:
:ohnoes: Tear my legs off? How cruel of you
Sat Feb 14, 2009, 8:58 PM
~TOOLgirl22:iconTOOLgirl22:
Hai! you can't rip my legs off :P
Wed Feb 11, 2009, 9:05 PM
=TheUltamate:iconTheUltamate:
Use proper English or I will tear your legs off.
Mon Feb 9, 2009, 8:43 PM

Fistfight: Will Smith vs. Richard Nixon (Comment)

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12 deviants said Richard Nixon [link]
40%
8 deviants said Will Smith [link]

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Guinea saurus REX
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Trying is the first step towards Failure and Sucsess.

Ignorance is bliss...

But the Joys and Woes of Knowledge are worth much more.
I, uh, don't get it. Is there an inside joke somewhere I was not aware of?

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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner

Ihr riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen!

GRAHH
Truth be told i never got it either.

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Trying is the first step towards Failure and Sucsess.

Ignorance is bliss...

But the Joys and Woes of Knowledge are worth much more.
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--
Trying is the first step towards Failure and Sucsess.

Ignorance is bliss...

But the Joys and Woes of Knowledge are worth much more.
You play bass guitar, right?

--
Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
[link] :nirvana::nirvana:

"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
Check this vid out.[link]

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Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
[link] :nirvana::nirvana:

"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
Just why IS the rum gone?

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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner

Ihr riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen!

GRAHH
I don't really know. I wonder that myself.

--
Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
[link] :nirvana::nirvana:

"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain

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