| What's in my gallery? Bionicle MOCs, MS Paint comics, doodles, creatures made in Spore, and other MS Paint crap I think I'll delete. Plus Chuck Norris in Super Smash Brothers. Believe it. |


WhateverGraghhhhhhhhhhhh why is the rum all gone IT IS ALL GONE I think the toe is coming oh dear the toe not the dreaded toe. Ugh. All work and no play makes TheU a dull person all work and no play makes TheU a dull how many boards would the Mongols horde if the Mongol hoard got bored? So kalt, mir ist kalt! So kalt! Why am I doing this oh no it is ice cream IT IS FRIGGING ICE CREAM WHAT WILL I DO. Mir ist kalt, Mir ist so kalt. Oh, I implore thee, the time so flies. Why must the giant robot come to this? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO COME TO THIS. I WILL DO IT. I WILL PULL THE PLUG AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF YOU ALL HAHAHAHAHA I CANNWhatever
| What's in my gallery? Bionicle MOCs, MS Paint comics, doodles, creatures made in Spore, and other MS Paint crap I think I'll delete. Plus Chuck Norris in Super Smash Brothers. Believe it. |
| So I MOC and write Bionicle-related stories that are in no way related to official canon in any way shape or form. And what will you do about it? |


F__k You, Green Day"Fuck You, Green Day" by TriforceJ sung to the tune of "Holiday" by Green DayF__k You, Green Day
Hear the sound of the lyrical shame Causing me to write this song to flame (Ghey!) The shameful band who died in Emo's name
Billie Joe, crooning out of key Causing me to scream in misery (Ghey!) I plead to him to shut his mouth today
Some say this band has soul, but that's all crap and lies We've heard your stupid song too many fucking times Fuck you, Green Day
I remember when Green Day died Because the band had to trash their punk-rock pride And it was th
Safety First| Do I need a description about my favorites? Just expect stamps. LOTS OF STAMPS |

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| I shall now tell the history of TheUltamate in the voice of Turaga Ultamate, the senile/insane Turaga who tells the really stupid but still amusing stories I write. Here goes: -------- Long ago, in a land far, far away, in which I mean November 4, 2006 in the wonderful state of Illinois, some random kid was browsing about the in3rw3bz. Through a chain of events nobody really remembers but everyone is pretty sure it involved Google and some bad Teen Titans fanart, this random person discovered dA, thought it was the bee's knees and the dog's bollocks all at once, which is a very, very sickening thought when you know what "bollocks" are, and thought "Why not?" and accidentally typo'd the username. That is how TheUltamate was created. After making some really crappy MS Paint doodles, which he does not enjoy talking about, he created TheU's Komik Comix, TUKC for short, starring the misadventures of TheUltamate and Carl, with others like Raith, Grunt, Ditzy Do, and Speedy every so often appearing as meaningless cahracters designed to fill roles central to a single comic's plot and sort of abandoned afterward. After about a year or so, TheUltamate said "Eh." and the account went inactive despite a journal telling people it wasn't inactive until somewhere in summer, where it was reopened, focusing on Bionicle MOCs, which stem from TheUltamate's nerdiness and profound IMGAINATION stat. If you understand this refrence, you will also know what I mean by COMB RAVE DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN PICKLE INSPECTOR RIDES HUNK RUMP LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY. If you don't understand that, you're a moron and need to see this: [link] I guess it all sorta went downhill from there. -------- Why thank you, Turaga Ultamate. I think I need to go cry in my corner now. |
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Trying is the first step towards Failure and Sucsess.
Ignorance is bliss...
But the Joys and Woes of Knowledge are worth much more.
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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner
Ihr riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen!
GRAHH
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Trying is the first step towards Failure and Sucsess.
Ignorance is bliss...
But the Joys and Woes of Knowledge are worth much more.
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Trying is the first step towards Failure and Sucsess.
Ignorance is bliss...
But the Joys and Woes of Knowledge are worth much more.
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Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
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"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
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Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
[link]
"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
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Owner and proprietor of TheU's MOCs, inc. "I build because I have no life!" -TheUltamate, owner
Ihr riesiger Roboter ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat gegangen!
GRAHH
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Nirvana ist die größte!!! Es lebe Kurt Cobain!! Go redbirds!!!!
[link]
"Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die"
-Kurt Cobain
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